May 19 2008UK 'Hellboy II' Character Banners Far More Disgusting Than Domestic
Words I might use to describe Hellboy II's Angel of Death if I were writing its personal ad:
- Fun
- Playful
- Smart
- Great personality
Words I would avoid:
- Large, boney, eyeless plate for a head; giant black wings covered in glassy eyes; generally repulsive appearance
- Begets death
Additional UK Hellboy II banners here.

Reader Comments
1. Elmo - May 19, 2008 4:51 PM
That's hot
2. cici - May 19, 2008 5:10 PM
Selma Blair looks like crap in her banner...they couldn't give her some makeup?!?!
3. Brianna - May 19, 2008 5:25 PM
Makeup isn't going to help : /
4. BigBird - May 19, 2008 5:42 PM
why is this guy the only cool monster they have other then Selma Blair?
5. Tom - May 19, 2008 5:44 PM
Oh, how I'm looking forward to his shitty Hobbit movie, in which everything bad has no eyes where there should be eyes and eyes where there shouldn't be eyes!
6. pdrunk - May 19, 2008 8:18 PM
Well, I guess this time someone didn't phone in his audition, Mr. I'm-too-good-for-Pan's-Labyrinth-because-it's-not-in-English.
7. Paul - May 19, 2008 9:23 PM
I didn't know Michael Jackson was in this movie.
8. Dizzy - May 20, 2008 7:15 AM
I see a pastry dish. I look at this, and think of how nice that face would taste filled with cream and strawberries.
9. Stuey - May 20, 2008 8:54 AM
looks like my ex when she was raggin and I was being a smart ass, damn harpie.
10. GenderBender - May 20, 2008 10:33 AM
Looks really cool. Can't wait to the see the movie.
11. dude - May 20, 2008 5:08 PM
what a shameless copy of Pan's Labrynth
12. Sarah - May 21, 2008 12:01 PM
I don't believe it's a copy from Pan's Labyrinth at all. Same fucking guy working with the art and characters here, of course its fucking similar. But I guess he just likes creating creatures in this fashion. I dig it.