UK 'Hellboy II' Character Banners Far More Disgusting Than Domestic

May 19, 2008 Comments

Words I might use to describe Hellboy II's Angel of Death if I were writing its personal ad:

- Fun

- Playful

- Smart

- Great personality

Words I would avoid:

- Large, boney, eyeless plate for a head; giant black wings covered in glassy eyes; generally repulsive appearance

- Begets death

Additional UK Hellboy II banners here.

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