May 6 2008'Twilight' Teaser Trailer Stares Into Your Soul, Over and Over Again

The Covenant clone? no thx

Yea! David Blaine The Movie!

sucks souls....hahaha. I think Larry at MTV can give a better insight on what's going on the teaser trailer and movie fanatic for more info on the movie/book without having to read the actual books.

http://themovie-fanatic.com/exclusive_articles/film_focus/twilight_series_part_4/#jc_allComments

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1586891/20080505/story.jhtml

I liked it but this is the teaser of the teaser trailer. Seriously. The real teaser trailer comes out in two days, I think. You have to check out twilightthemovie.com the official site for the countdown to the official teaser trailer, if that made any sense.

she is yummy.. is she feeling lonely? i just found her at a wealthy dat-in g clu*b 'Sea rch ingM illionaire C OM ". maybe she just did it for fun?

Cedric? Cedric, you're alive! Sort of

Vampire? And he's walking around in the day time? This movie is going to question all I've come to know about them... or it'll end up being a total wash with teeny romance.

Come to think of it, I'm voting on the latter.

ROFL

i have no other words to describe how funny that was.

oh you'll eat your words if the movie is half as brilliant as the book, prepare to nom nom nom!

I'm a HUGE fan of the books......but Robert Pattinson is no Edward and this looks like it's going to blow. Way to ruin my fandom!

What the Hell??!! At the end... did they fly??? It seems that they´re flying, hmm... I hope not!!! I never heard of flying Vampires!! Anyway... Robert looks fantastic!!!! =D

These books are amazing! I loved the trailer and I think Robert Pattinson will be a wonderful Edward!

They didn't fly, he's just jumping off the window. And these vampires can come out on a cloudy day, that's why it's always cloudy on the trailer. It's suppossed to be the rainiest place in USA.

I love Robert!!!!!!!

Holy Crap! Is that Cedric???

and don't say "DUH", I just had enough interest in this movie to pay attention to any news, cause I saw the picture with the man boobs just now...so...

The Covenant clone? no thx

Exactly it will be a quick as fuck to dvd flick. Sure to suck 100% ass. One last thing try not to look that fuckin gay then try to act like you are into chics, HOMO ALERT!!

Vampires on a rainy day, what a dumb fucking concept. Someone missed out on every single vampire book/movie ever created....

Funny comments so far, totally agree with the bashing. Dude looks like a fruit loop. Chics really dig that "I bet he can teach me to suck a cock" look these days. Dumb ass chickenheads!!!!!

Save the trouble of seeing this garbage, here is the sum up. Overly gay male only lives for the cock! (answer to the trailer question) Then one day the young lad discovers the female vagina!! At the ripe age of 17 he decides to get his cherry popped.

That about sums it up, movie will be good for young chics who like to "explore" with vegetables while watching obviously gay men.

Now you owe me $15!! Pay up suckers!!

no, the books came out before the covenant
and the covenant is not about vampires, it's about gay "teen" witches who bitch fight.

well i agree with jabba
and the movie is alreayd set to be a hit
do you know how many fans this movie has already
what it had before it was set to be a movie
it's almost harry potter all over again, but with less gay and more sex

the books were huge bestsellers and even knocked pu thte last harry potter for a ccouple of weeks and sold i think as much as well

even though it might suck, it's gunna rack in the dough

I never had the chance to read the books but if this is a bestseller (also supposed to be original and unseen before) then I feel sorry for all of you fans out there.

The difference is, Harry Potter was actually good in terms of storyline. It lacks sex? That has to be the most retarded line I had the chance to read this week.

Vampire movies/books are so last century.

Way too many people give a shit about this.

Twilight by Stephanie Meyer reads like bad fan-fiction and has the worst moral story for any young girl in any book ever written. Here’s a summary:

Bella moves to a new town and meets human-friendly vampire Edward, who falls in love with Bella because she’s the only human he’s met that has a mind he can’t read. Mrs Meyer never goes in to further detail about why Bella has a mind Edward can’t read because she has so much work to do with the 200 straight pages describing how beautiful Edward is. Yes, Bella falls for Edward; even though he constantly tells her that he will likely kill her and eat her. This only makes Bella love Edward more, and she goes on to describe how much she loves him and can never live without him (and of course, how beautiful he is), to the point where she asks Edward to turn her in to a vampire so that she won’t lose him to time and nature…

*If you haven’t yet spotted the poor moral decisions that I noted at the beginning of this little review, then please, never have children.

The book is 512 pages, in the last 50 pages a plot actually develops - seriously, there is NO PLOT until that last few pages of this curse. A rogue vampire shows up and decides that he wants to kill Bella. Bella shows some amazingly God-awful stupidity during this debacle which eventually ends up with Edward saving the day – no surprise there!

And that’s all there is. In the book, the other vampires - Edward’s “family” - don’t say a word until about page 300. The only action-esque scene until the end is when he stops a car that is about to hit Bella (as seen in the trailer); although he does drive very fast, apparently.

To end the review: if you were one of the many who thought that the Da Vinci Code was an over-hyped piece of garbage then you would be best off staying away from Twilight during the course of your lifetime. It’s an abysmal piece of trash-writing with no plot, sense or style. Damn all who encourage it, damn Stephanie Meyer for writing it, and damn this film adaptation.

Laura, sorry but you are a complete fool. Harry potter looked like a dumb kid when we all first saw him. This dude looks like a flaming pipe chugging wildabeast. I have never seen anyone look so gay wearing normal clothes in my entire life. Look at the stills above. This cock guzzling queen has one fucked up stare in every single picture. I can feel him trying to suck me off through the monitor.

Not going to lie, I am excited about this. And as a chick, yes, we dig that stuff, no matter how craptacular it is. Call him gay all you want, we still think he's a fine piece of ass and want to shag him.

Wow annie what a dumb bitch you are. A lot of you loose young cunts love to suck off the homos these days. Anyway enjoy dying of aids fatty.