I haven't read the books, so I don't really know much about Twilight outside of this teaser trailer. So judging by that alone, I'd say it's about a teenage vampire who uses intense staring to suck out the souls of his victims. I know I started to feel my soul slip around the sixth or seventh stare. Am I close?
Four more stares and the trailer, under the cut.
Knowing that I'm a huge fan of vampires-with-Superman's-powers-based teen melodramas that have painfully obvious wirework, Kelly has sent over the second teaser trailer to Twilight. This latest preview has somehow managed to one-up itself in terms of looking like a rejected WB ... / Continue →
Boasting the cast you were so in love with back when you were a cigarette-smoking 14-year-old girl, The Tourist sees Angelina Jolie as some sort of criminal/secret agent/action babe/somethingorother and Johnny Depp as the innocent title character used by her to confuse Paul Bet... / Continue →
A new Ben Affleck movie from "the acclaimed director of Gone Baby Gone" (also Ben Affleck, but director Ben Affleck likes to refer to himself as that now to avoid confusing the two sides of the Affleck talent coin, a la Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana) is soon headed your way; how w... / Continue →