'Twilight' Teaser Trailer Stares Into Your Soul, Over and Over Again

May 6, 2008 Comments

I haven't read the books, so I don't really know much about Twilight outside of this teaser trailer. So judging by that alone, I'd say it's about a teenage vampire who uses intense staring to suck out the souls of his victims. I know I started to feel my soul slip around the sixth or seventh stare. Am I close?

Four more stares and the trailer, under the cut.

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