May 14 2008'The Strangers' Poster Provides the Motive
"Because you were home" seems like a pretty loose reason to kill. Here are some other nearly-as-arbitrary reasons the strangers might murder you:
- Because we live below you, and you were playing Dance Dance Revolution all night.
- Because you've been sitting on our Facebook friend request for like a week; as if you haven't been online.
- Because you didn't pick up your wiener poopie. You were warned.
- Because we had these masks sitting around, and we've had a few wine coolers.
- Because Scrubs was a rerun tonight, giving us an open half-hour.
- Because Jersey Girl was shit, Tyler.
- Rap music.
The Strangers Poster [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. Herner_Wartzhog - May 14, 2008 12:58 PM
Hmmmm between funny games, funny games US, panic room and possibly this it has all the makings of a scareyourselfshitlessinyourownhomeathon medley. I'll be the one in the bathtub, with another bathtub glued on top of that one.
2. glace neuf - May 14, 2008 1:12 PM
is it just me, or does the guy in the middle have a mask with balls? that could be another reason to kill...
3. heath ledger is dead - May 14, 2008 1:30 PM
Fucking Jahovah's Witnesses!
4. mike rackhabbit - May 14, 2008 1:31 PM
lets not offend kevin smith films please. writer.
5. mella - May 14, 2008 1:55 PM
-Because we're out of toilet paper but the drugstore is closed, and we're too embarrassed to just ask for some.
-Because we know you sometimes get our mail and you NEVER BRING IT OVER and now our cable is shut off.
-Because our house has the same floor plan, only reversed, and we just had to see how you've decorated the den.
6. April - May 14, 2008 3:18 PM
I thought you were going somewhere ADULT with the "sitting on my facebook" bit.
7. nathan arizona - May 14, 2008 3:32 PM
Because we could only get Tyler and Speedman's stand-ins for the poster shoot.
8. Julian - May 14, 2008 4:09 PM
they better be hideously scared under those masks. I'm not paying good money to go see two betty boops and scarecrow from Batman begins stand all creepy like in front of a couple.
9. Julian - May 14, 2008 4:19 PM
looking at the poster again It looks like Liv Tyler and Speedman are the new cast of Mystery science Theatre 3000.
10. gcaseyg - May 14, 2008 6:06 PM
- omg Post 5 - you nearly made me fall out of my chair.
11. Stuey - May 15, 2008 8:51 AM
whats with the wall in the background? looks like its a school play and the photo turned out well (for highschoolers) cause in actuality, it sucks.
12. Eville1 - May 15, 2008 12:01 PM
-Because I was Cillian Murphy's stand in on Batman and I got no credit!
13. chainsawarms - May 15, 2008 2:51 PM
All the guy in the middle needs is a chainsaw and he'd be Dr. Salvador from Resident Evil 4...