'The Strangers' Poster Provides the Motive
May 14, 2008 Comments
"Because you were home" seems like a pretty loose reason to kill. Here are some other nearly-as-arbitrary reasons the strangers might murder you:
- Because we live below you, and you were playing Dance Dance Revolution all night.
- Because you've been sitting on our Facebook friend request for like a week; as if you haven't been online.
- Because you didn't pick up your wiener poopie. You were warned.
- Because we had these masks sitting around, and we've had a few wine coolers.
- Because Scrubs was a rerun tonight, giving us an open half-hour.
- Because Jersey Girl was shit, Tyler.
- Rap music.
The Strangers Poster [IMPA]