May 28 2008'He's Just Not That Into You' Trailer Informs Unlovable Women of Their Status
Women: they can never tell if we like them, hate them, or just want to see them be naked in a pool. So Greg Behrendt (consultant on Sex and the City, there to "keep it real," and one of the few comedians known who looks like more of an asshole than Dane Cook) and Liz Tuccillo (one of the sad ladies writing Sex and the City dialogue) co-authored He's Just Not That Into You, a self-help book meant to help women confused as to why men are avoiding them after initial contact. (Spoiler: it turns out it's a lack of interest.) Now the book has been turned into a movie--or, more specifically, turned into like five star-studded romantic comedies fused into one, creating the powerful beast known as the Voltrom-com. Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Connelly, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, and Mac Commercial Guy form the appendages of this particular Voltrom-com, and there's a trailer for the film below the cut. It looks something like Love Actually if you sucked out all of the Christmas elements and saccharine charm that made it tolerable.

Reader Comments
1. Shady - May 28, 2008 12:44 PM
it looks bad IMO
2. kc - May 28, 2008 1:35 PM
o i love Ginnifer Goodwin! how could you not mention Margene from Big Love??
3. Lisa - May 28, 2008 5:55 PM
I used to work at a bookstore, and my depression at learning of this book's existence was only compounded by the legion of Oprah zombies who tripped over themselves to buy it. And now there's a movie! Fan-freakin-tastic.
4. meanmofo - May 28, 2008 6:47 PM
If I was a woman I would be pissed!! How mother fucking lame!
5. robotox - May 28, 2008 11:56 PM
@jessica...hmm dating service for blacks and whites. i need to start my own dating service for latinos and asians
6. Mercutia - May 29, 2008 5:44 AM
This book depressed me twice as much as it normally would have, owing to the fact that Greg Behrendt is actually a fairly funny comedian. So why did he have to go and ruin it by writing this crap?
7. Jay - May 29, 2008 8:44 AM
I will see this just for Ginnifer Goodwin. I LOVE Her and I LOVE BIG LOVE!!
8. Grover - May 29, 2008 10:25 AM
"Greg Behrendt is actually a fairly funny comedian"
Agreed. I don't know what happened to him exactly. Maybe working on Sex and the City is like the new scientology or something.
9. Kristin - May 29, 2008 1:18 PM
I actually think it looks like a great female cast. I just don't get the Justin Long thing though. He is annoying. They should have cast Zach Braff... same persona just cuter and more charming.
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