The glasses, wig, leather trenchcoat, dripping blood, machine gun, Bluetooth headset, and small metal box that indicates whether or not her belt is armed are all fine, but come on, a white purse? That's a bit much. Plus, it's going to be really hard not to lose all those parts when you buy the action figure.
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Like a breeze of pollen spreading its offensive seeds across the landscape, a new batch of G.I. Joe character shots have turned up around the web, and they're already causing a harsh reaction from my distorted-nostalgia allergy. Each shot originally appeared on a different site... / Continue →
Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts:
This is our first look at The Mummy as Zartan, the Master of Disguise, right? Weird that his "disguise" is "guy who bought one of those idi... / Continue →
If you decide to give in to masochistic curiosity and pay to put a hit on your childhood nostalgia (by which I mean buy a ticket to G.I. Joe), a few questions will likely pass through your head before you're able to successfully slit your wrists with your seat's cupholder. "Why... / Continue →