'G.I. Joe' Spy Shots: Baroness Over-Accessorizes
The glasses, wig, leather trenchcoat, dripping blood, machine gun, Bluetooth headset, and small metal box that indicates whether or not her belt is armed are all fine, but come on, a white purse? That's a bit much. Plus, it's going to be really hard not to lose all those parts when you buy the action figure.
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Like a breeze of pollen spreading its offensive seeds across the landscape, a new batch of G.I. Joe character shots have turned up around the web, and they're already causing a harsh reaction from my distorted-nostalgia allergy. Each shot originally appeared on a different site... / Continue →
Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts:
This is our first look at The Mummy as Zartan, the Master of Disguise, right? Weird that his "disguise" is "guy who bought one of those idi... / Continue →
If you decide to give in to masochistic curiosity and pay to put a hit on your childhood nostalgia (by which I mean buy a ticket to G.I. Joe), a few questions will likely pass through your head before you're able to successfully slit your wrists with your seat's cupholder. "Why... / Continue →
