May 30 2008Elizabeth Berkley, Her Chest Join 'S. Darko'
When I saw today that Elizabeth Berkley had joined the Richard Kelly-less sequel to Donnie Darko, I figured this sealed the film's doomed fate. Casting Elizabeth Berkley in anything means you've completely given up, and are now hoping there's someone left that didn't get their fill of Berkley's boobs in Showgirls and will, for some reason, pay to see them one more time. There's a reason she signs her contracts using her nipples as quills.
But wait... what's this? It can't be. No. No way. Really?
Berkley is playing a speed freak-turned-Jesus freak
SHE'S PLAYING A REFORMED JESSIE SPANO!
Or close enough.
'Darko' sequel adds two [THR]
Reader Comments
1. AC Slater - May 30, 2008 12:37 PM
I love that clip! Makes me laugh every time I see it. Nice shoulder pads Zack!
2. t - May 30, 2008 1:06 PM
They should have fucked wildly until Slater broke in on them.
3. Lokuzt - May 30, 2008 3:25 PM
Saved by the bell was so horrible... how did I manage to spend ANY time at all, no matter how small before it is way beyond me... ah whatever. The sequel will probably suck a lot, as all forced sequels do - the first movie was autoconclusive dammit!!!
4. caseyjones - May 30, 2008 4:43 PM
Ah, I remember that episode..don't do drugs kids
5. Elmo - May 30, 2008 7:02 PM
this old guy I know can write with his boobs
6. Snoodle - May 31, 2008 12:52 PM
"Berkley is playing a speed freak-turned-Jesus freak"
Hm...another Jesus freak...
.......and so the sub-par copying of the first one begns _>
7. bedot - May 31, 2008 9:51 PM
That bitch is still alive?