May 22 2008'Eagle Eye' Teaser Trailer Saves Tonight
Eagle Eye, Shia LaBeouf's newest attempt at making the name Even Stevens synonymous with action, has a new teaser trailer online at the official site. It's already drawing criticism for its ridiculous phone-call-guides-you-exactly-where-and-when-to-move similarities to The Matrix, but with an original story by Steven Spielberg--his first since The Goonies--I'd urge you to give it a shot. Especially since I've heard the "projectile speed" sequences are radically different than The Matrix's "bullet time."
Reader Comments
1. Brianna - May 22, 2008 1:20 PM
i would let Shia be in MY Holes
2. Julian - May 22, 2008 1:25 PM
Sweet. It's The Matrix except instead of machines ruling the world its the media jews. Hooray, just like real life except someone stapled a fake beard and stache on LaBeouf's pre pubescent face. As of next week's graduation I'll be a media jew too, then it will be your turn LaBeouf.
3. Scott - May 22, 2008 1:44 PM
Kudos on the semi-obscure '90s music reference in the title.
4. Sawyer - May 22, 2008 2:05 PM
Nice 'stache Shia la Boof
5. Fallen - May 22, 2008 5:28 PM
I personally think it looks good. Besides, I think Shia is a decent actor. He may not be everyones #1 but he is still competent enough.
I will be seeing this.
6. orb205 - May 22, 2008 5:59 PM
Seagull Eye starring Steven Seagal. That'd be fun.
7. Jake - May 22, 2008 6:15 PM
Haha! The title of this blog entry is a play on words regardnign the Eagle Eye Cherry song "Save tonight".
8. Tim Drake - May 22, 2008 11:18 PM
@ #7
Thanks, Captain Obvious.
9. mmhmm - May 23, 2008 1:24 AM
Shia laDouche needs to stop being such a douche.
10. Grover - May 23, 2008 9:49 AM
I'm with Fallen, I actually think this looks fairly decent. And just by the fact that Shia has was able to successfully leave Even Stevens behind says something about his skills as an actor.
11. Nick - May 23, 2008 11:20 AM
I'm sorry but I think this looks pretty good.
12. Andy - May 26, 2008 5:29 PM
Why all the hatred towards Shia? He's a great actor. This was directed by the same director who directed 'Disurbia', so I'm definitely seeing this.
13. Jonesy - May 26, 2008 7:35 PM
Projectile speed which is not to be confused with 'ammo chronology', which has been used in every action movie since the M-word. Maybe he'll take a blue pill in this movie. And have a raging hard-on for hours.
14. Erik - June 2, 2008 4:08 PM
I can't wait to count how many of Shia's lines in the film entail him yelling, "No no no no no no no no."
I think Transformers had, what, 30? That's a tough ... I mean, crappy act to follow.