May 20 2008David Lynch Puts Some Still Warm Panties in His Mouth
As much as I try to keep abreast of developments from big-name directors, sometimes, despite my best efforts, things slip between the cracks. I missed that Frank Darabont will be directing Law Abiding Citizen with Gerard Butler in the lead; that Spielberg plans to return attention to his long-rumored Abraham Lincoln biopic once he finished work on Tintin; oh, and that David Lynch put a pair of a fan's still "very warm" panties in his mouth.
I find out the very day Lynch releases a video monologue complaining about the iPhone, but somehow no one thinks to send me the one where he shoves a girl's unmentionables in his mouth--even when it's been around long enough to be re-mixed with Twin Peaks music. (IT HAS.) Thanks for nothing, internet denizens.
Disturbing video below the cut.


Reader Comments
1. Dizzy - May 20, 2008 3:52 PM
Ew. Ew. Oh God.
2. SmokingGirl - May 20, 2008 4:25 PM
I don't believe for one second that that skinny minnie provided the panties that were put into his mouth. Unless of course she wears the wrong size panties and believes that she's a size 9 instead of a size 5 (in underwear sizing).
What silliness.
3. Composer - May 20, 2008 4:53 PM
What an odd way to get an STD
4. Dave - May 20, 2008 9:43 PM
David Lynch is fucking awesome. He doesn't even have to try to be weird, and he's so fucking weird he's uber-cool. I bet Jesus wishes he had had that kind of edgy vibe.
5. timmydodgers - May 21, 2008 4:10 AM
ah, david. there's nothing quite like him and thank buddha for that. i do admit though that like those panties, he's a required taste!!! time to watch inland empire and mullholland drive again... and watch the cell phone video. truly. he has a point.
A phone??? A FUCKING PHONE?! Get real.
Priceless.
6. Franziska - May 22, 2008 11:08 AM
Gotta love him.
7. kombizz - August 19, 2009 4:01 PM
I hope the panties was not smelly as well as dirthy, otherwise he might got some s*** in his mouth!