May 6 2008Chihuahuatch This Teaser Trailer to 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua'!

I hate you for making me watch that. First.

I place this somewhere between the Ewoks celebration song (Special Needs Edition) and the Rappin' Duke on the WTF Index.

That's got to be the absolute dumbest movie I've ever watched the trailer for. No wonder kids go on shooting rampages at schools; they've gone brain dead from being subjected to stupid Disney movies.

Is money that tight in hollywood...I feel sorry for the people the Mouse hired to sing the chorus.

Singer: You want me to what?
Agent: Sweetie its either this or more fetish porn.
Singer: sigh...where do I sign
Singers mom: Come back to Walmart baby; at least you'll have your self respect back!
Agent: STFU BITCH!

What really bothered me was hearing that Edward James Olmos of Battlestar Galactica and Blade Runner fame was a voice for this. It made me want to pay him just to stay away.

I think that song was written by Donnie Wahlberg, and the dogs are actually voices by the New Kids on the Block.

This is very offensive...

Eddy - I _think_ that was George Lopez the comedian. I may be wrong.

At least the dog is a nice dog. Dogs make the picture. Disney is known for its wonderful concentration on the man's best friend community. So sad its a dumb movie tho lol.

what the HELL was that? o_O

*speechless*

My brain hurts after watching that... I really wish I could UN-watch it and get those 90 seconds of my life back...

Thanks for contacting Disney™ Marketing about our new George Lopez summer offering !

We've made a fun, exciting, family-accessible, entertainment destination event
to leverage the Paris-Hilton-pet-as-accessory craze! Teenage girls who went to Hannah Montana™ will love this show!

Also, our marketing team tells us George Lopez is hot among 10-14 year old Latinos.

We also have a tie-in ad campaign with Taco Bell™'s chihuahua from a few years ago.

it's going to be awesome!!!
We can't wait!

fuck you, Disney.