Apr 23 2008'WALL-E' Meets an Enemy Lodestone
What happens when the adorable robot from Pixar's WALL-E runs across a randomly-placed magnet while traversing a white void? Comedy! That fella just can't get that sombitch off him! He's just too made of metal! A 23-second short, below the cut.
Reader Comments
1. Giantdrunkenrobot - April 23, 2008 7:29 PM
And to think that it only took 600 labor hours and around 1.2 million dollars to put this together.
Money and time well spent, gentlemen. There's no expiration date on this kind of comedy gold. There's also no minimum (or maximum) age requirement for finding it funny, these yuks are for everybody.
EVERYBODY.
2. c45j - April 23, 2008 7:53 PM
dude, stfu.
3. Meg - April 23, 2008 8:22 PM
Heh, cute.
4. dave - April 24, 2008 1:04 AM
Giant Robot-
What is your deal? why do you hate pixar so much? You posted the same hate when the trailer was posted on here. You really need to get some fun in your life. If you really feel that passionate go learn to animate and do your own thing.
5. Stuey - April 24, 2008 8:52 AM
His childhood was stolen from him and he is bitter. LMAO
6. BA_Baracus - April 24, 2008 10:37 AM
Look, sir: Droids. Must be the most boring Pixar flick yet
7. Giantdrunkenrobot - April 24, 2008 1:15 PM
Dave - What can I say? I'm a hater.
But, without darkness there can be no light. My hope for you and the other fans is that perhaps you will continue to react to my bilious rants and berserker-style hatred with increased unblinking positivity and enthusiasm for Disney/Pixar's latest products.
Let me be a Yin to your Yang.
All I'm asking you to do is to accept that I have the freedom to think that WALL-E is a rusty turd-box, and the right to express that via this wonderful blog and comments section.
I'm not here to change your mind about how cute you think it all is.
My main goal is to simply reach out to like-minded individuals, the handful of people who see this type of thing as overly saccharine and a colossal waste of time, talent and resources. To show a counterpoint to all the unconditional love and respect that's being showered upon this latest offering from the animation overlords.
And if in the process I so offend you that it only strengthens your resolve to exultantly spend your money and to further lavish your attention on this product, then so be it.
Perhaps I am just a damaged miserable person whose terrible childhood has left me an insufferable curmudgeon, who hates anything "cute" on sight because it all seems such a mockery of my own nightmarish youth.
Or maybe I'm actually a Pixar plant, sent here to polarize you, to attack the product in such a way that you find yourself leaping to it's defense, or rushing to criticize me for my "opinion".
Or maybe I'm just a dick. And you're an asshole.
Were this gay porn, we might live happily ever after, but instead you'll likely continue to shit all over me while I piss in your eye.
8. cc - April 24, 2008 1:38 PM
wow dude you've completely lost it...
9. Jj - April 25, 2008 8:16 AM
Hillarious. Giantdrunkenrobot complains about wasting time on Wall-E and yet chooses to write not one but two posts on the topic. Wastes time by wasting time. What a way to prove your point, hypocrite.
This is just a site to see different things, not some forum to make you sound and look important. If you think that you're so self important and want other equally (stupid) self-important people to bitch to, go make your own website and rot there..
Besides, this website is absolutely the wrong place to look for your kind, those who think these things are overly saccharine and whatnot.
You're at a webpage that has sister sites Geekologie (geekdom) and the Superficial (celebrity gossip). Don't you understand, stupid? We love this wasteful, overly saccharine shit.