Apr 9 2008Uwe Boll Wants Pro-Boll Petition, or Possibly Anti-NFL All-Star Game Petition?
Not content with his claim that he'd stop making movies if one million people sign a petition, Uwe Boll has made a new video amending his challenge: he wants a pro-Boll petition as well! I guess any votes to that cancel out anti-Boll votes?
Also, if you didn't know, he's not "a f***ing retard, like Michael Bay." How aggressively controversial! And just in time for the release of Postal!
Update: Martin has pointed out that such a petition now exists.
Reader Comments
1. juan - April 9, 2008 11:28 AM
thats insane!!! at least Bay makes entertaining movies that make break 100mil EVERY TIME all this duchebag has is a bunch of crappy videogame movies ....he and Paul WS anderson basically lose money on every film AND THEY STILL THINK THEY ARE GOOD ... thats retarded...
2. Jared Jemison - April 9, 2008 11:29 AM
Am I the only one who didnt understand a word of this post?
3. proteon - April 9, 2008 11:29 AM
Uw-bol makes some really bad movies. Sure he's no Mi-Bay but he's also no Ju-Apa.
Am I doing it right>
4. Jared Jemison - April 9, 2008 11:30 AM
PS: To Juan, some people like myself think Wes Anderson films are great.
5. Adam - April 9, 2008 11:46 AM
Wes Anderson films are terrible along with Lynch films. But Michael Bay is solid for action. He can direct great action scenes. Some of his movies have even been put on Criterion Collection. Two in fact. That is one more than Anderson, and 2 more than Lynch. And 100 more than Uwe could ever hope for. Uwe can make all the stink he wants, but he is still the worst thing out there.
6. Wayne - April 9, 2008 11:47 AM
Er...he said Paul WS Anderson, not Wes Anderson.
7. sam - April 9, 2008 12:06 PM
Wes Anderson has two films Criterion.
and it's kinda easy to check, really.
no wonder Michael Bay still breaks the bank every time. lol.
8. Wix - April 9, 2008 12:17 PM
It's amazing how even Michael Bay can look like a cinematic genius when compared to Uwe Boll. Personally I'd love for Uwe to make a pro-Boll petition so all his fan can sign it.
Also, reaction to the dude praising Michael Bay and dissing Wes Anderson: Faith in Humanity -1.
9. juan - April 9, 2008 12:34 PM
read the post again kids ... I said paul WS anderson
WES ANDERSON is an amazing director! ... jesus ya'll need to learn how to read
10. dan - April 9, 2008 1:30 PM
that this man can continue accumulating financial backing to make his German sheizer films convinces me (more than any financial report ever could) that the American dollar is dying a hard death.
11. Christian - April 9, 2008 1:42 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/
12. tccht - April 9, 2008 2:58 PM
fuck you, adam!
13. Dandy - April 9, 2008 7:10 PM
In all seriousness is this what it's come to? Did the guy above actually just, in a roundabout way, say that Michael fucking Bay is a superior director to Lynch? Faith in humanity-0.....Bullets in the gun pointed towards my head-1
14. rikstarr - April 9, 2008 8:17 PM
Wes Anderson has more than two movies on criterion adam you dumbass
15. bedot - April 9, 2008 8:37 PM
This guys shouldnt make movies. period.
Michael Bay is pretty horrible too. It's perfect for the average idiot audience that keeps paying to watch crap and criticize Wes Anderson because his work is over their heads and beyond their tiny lit–wait......Pro-Boll....Anti-Football All Star game....oh i get it now! Well played. Well played.
16. Boll Movement - April 9, 2008 8:49 PM
The only reason Boll makes movies is due to a bizarre loophole in German tax laws. Germans who invest in his films can write off 100% of their contributions. However, if the film makes a profit, the investors cannot write their investments off. THIS is the reason why this supreme HACK who shouldn't be allowed to direct dog food commercials continues to be employed- they don't want a director who will make a successful film. Boll probably believes he is some sort of sought out, highly respected, genius when in reality he is a deluded, quasi-retarded, laughing stock who shouldn't be allowed within six feet of a camera.
17. austin - April 10, 2008 7:47 AM
to boll movment
in January 2006, as had been expected for several months, the German legislature changed the country's tax laws to eliminate the tax shelter. It is not known if this will have any effect on Boll's funding as the new laws only seek to punish investors who are abusing the law for tax purposes; Boll's activities appear to be well within the legitimate usage of the tax shelter.
source wiki
18. Dino from Philly - April 10, 2008 5:08 PM
Adam, you are an idiot, you base how good directors are on how many Criterion dvds they have? You suck. Your movie reviews suck.
19. Skeet Skeet - April 10, 2008 7:41 PM
wow..this guy probably cried himself to sleep after finding about the anti boll petition, and then rubbed that piece of rabbit fur he calls his girlfriend on his dick and used his tears as a lubricant...his movies are straight up garbage.
20. Ben - April 10, 2008 9:33 PM
haha.. 125 signatures for his petition after a whole day.