Apr 14 2008'Tokyo Gore Police' Doing a Horrible Job Policing Gore
Since it's probably just a little after you've eaten lunch, maybe right now isn't the best time to watch the trailer for Tokyo Gore Police. But later, when you're comfortable watching nearly five minutes of torn-off faces, hacked-off nipples, carnivorous plant vaginas, decapitations, head-splittings, and gallons and gallons of violently-spraying blood, make sure you do. It's well worth the proceeding hours of intense nausea.
Tokyo Gore Police Trailer [Twitch]
Reader Comments
1. Leif - April 14, 2008 1:51 PM
Dude, what the fuck.
2. BlackSamTX - April 14, 2008 1:52 PM
Gnarly.
3. Wayne - April 14, 2008 2:05 PM
Meh, I'll stick with Ichi the Killer and Dead Alive for my horrific gore needs. This looks kind of dumb...that said, i'll probably watch it something fierce.
4. matthew - April 14, 2008 2:06 PM
Fucking Magnificent. Awesome Enough To Justify All Words Being Capitalized. I Love Japan.
5. jesse - April 14, 2008 2:11 PM
delicious
6. supah - April 14, 2008 2:15 PM
I like the theme song with the pan flute.
7. TetterkeT - April 14, 2008 2:49 PM
Lucy Liu's career has certainly taken a turn for the worse.
8. SmokingGirl - April 14, 2008 3:11 PM
Why did I watch that? It was utterly ridiculous...and frankly, what is wrong with those people?
P.S. I'm never moving to Japan.
9. emi - April 14, 2008 4:04 PM
wtf that 4 legged blade thing looks insane!
10. policegirl - April 14, 2008 5:29 PM
Neat! It's like a Japanese version of a Troma horror film.
11. Georgey - April 14, 2008 6:35 PM
They had to have gotten that 4 blade legged thing from The Suffering game. That's kick ass!
12. The Kilted Yaksman - April 14, 2008 6:56 PM
So, do all Japanese people have 70psi blood pressures, or what? Anyway...WTF...sweet...
How come the US gets shitty torture porn and the Japanese get SplatterPunk?
We got the short end of the stick.
13. Anexio - April 14, 2008 8:19 PM
I'm totally stoked to take my 13 year old girlfriend to that movie at the local gigatheater.
A little popcorn, some diet pepsi and a hacked off cock/nipple/head/vag.
It's gonna be a total score baby!!
14. Berzerker - April 14, 2008 8:45 PM
um, what exactly do "gore Police" do ?
15. MacLeod - April 14, 2008 10:26 PM
Sit around eating donuts by the looks of that video.
Sure as fuck wasn't a lot of Gore Policing going on there.
16. Daniel - April 15, 2008 2:27 AM
TOTALLY Troma
17. Prof - April 15, 2008 5:52 AM
After bukakki, tentacle rape hentai, and now this it make you wonder what is considered "nasty" in Japan!? I have to admit I was expecting the Toxic Avenger to jump out at any moment!
18. Stuey - April 15, 2008 9:01 AM
ummmm, I never in my life thought I would see a severed face (is that the correct terminology?) Fake or not, thats just disturbing. lol
I mean WHAAAT THA FAAAAAKKKK
19. Sims - April 15, 2008 2:01 PM
Wow. Everything in that trailer looked so fake that I couldn't help but laugh at the entire thing. I've gotta go see this. I'll take fake looking SplatterPunk hilariousness over horrible Torture Porn any day of the week.