Science has long-ago answered the question of if chimps can survive in space (yes!), but can the original space chimp's grandson also survive in space, and be voiced by Andy Samberg? The answer, again, is unfortunately a yes, as is seen in this trailer to Space Chimps. If the original experiment of sending chimps into orbit was to test man's ability to live in the harsh climate of space, surely this film's sole mission is to study man's ability to survive an atmosphere of pure mediocrity, with easily-entertained children serving as the willing test subjects.
Man, how many times have I seen a girl I was attracted to, mugged her, and entered into a suicide pact with her, only to have her re-steal what I rightfully stole and leave me to a violent demise, heartbroken and alone? Probably one hundred times. That's why this Ice Age: Dawn ... / Continue →
Since 1995, Pixar has found ways to impart humanizing, sympathetic qualities to plastic toys, insects, monsters, fish, cars, rats, and robots. But how will they handle the far more daunting task of making us care about the elderly? Find out with this teaser trailer to Up.... / Continue →
Empire has the trailer to Disney's Bolt, the new typically-saccharine animated film starring the voices of Hannah Montana and Scientology. Please watch it, because I want to know if I'm the only one disappointed when this trailer transitions from the story of a cyborg dog savin... / Continue →