Apr 17 2008'Rogue' Trailer Running Rampant in Your Mind!
Shock Till You Drop has acquired the surprising new trailer to Rogue, which you may recall is another movie about a giant, maverick crocodile. So why is it surprising? Well, besides that they explicitly claim that the animal is evil (this fucker isn't killing on instinct--he has diabolical motives!), the most surprising part is that it's a theatrical trailer. Rather than, say, a trailer at the beginning of the Transmorphers DVD. Someone is going to put this in (limited) theaters! After seeing the trailer, I think you'll agree that showing this in a legitimate cinema is like wearing pants on your arms: I suppose you could do it if you're so inclined, but why, particularly when these slacks would fit so well on the wobbly legs of the Sci-Fi Channel?
Theatrical Trailer for Rogue [Shock Till You Drop]
Reader Comments
1. Jumpin_J - April 17, 2008 2:26 PM
Damn, I thought Rogue was going to be another X-Man spinoff. You mean it's about a friggin crocodile? Big friggin deal. I live in New York City. Been there, seen it.
2. theSLAYER - April 17, 2008 4:40 PM
Was a movie like this made a few years ago...Lake Placid, If fact I saw it about a couple weeks ago on cable.
3. Sarah C. - April 17, 2008 8:48 PM
That crocodile would make a beautiful pair of shoes and matching purse, except for the whol CGI thing, oh well.
4. jolly rodger - April 18, 2008 4:49 AM
actually we had a real croc in the studio for three weeks. I took a liking to it and cried when we had to say goodbye.
5. drella - April 18, 2008 10:00 AM
Oh Michael Varurtan...First Big Shots, now this, your career deserved SO MUCH more