Apr 1 2008New Eye-Patched 'Valkyrie' Shots
Empire Magazine has some exclusive new shots from Valkyrie, Bryan Singer's mostly-true story of an assassination attempt against Hitler. In this shot, Tom Cruise (playing the depth-perceptionless Claus Von Stauffenberg) gets romantic with a certain criminal globetrotter (and occasional time traveler).
So do you think this minor disability will be enough to get Tom Cruise an Oscar nomination, or should have also had a peg leg or a lisp or something?
New Valkyrie Pictures [Empire]
Reader Comments
1. SlyAndThe FamilyStallone - April 1, 2008 12:13 PM
No news for days and we get this? A fucking eye patch story?
2. SlyAndThe FamilyStallone - April 1, 2008 12:16 PM
Oh yeah...first!! Now where are the promised virgins?
3. SlowMonkey - April 1, 2008 12:34 PM
@2 You only get Virgins if you are a Scientologist. 40 of them! Or wait - is that the Muslims who are rewarded with the opportunity to defile women? Sorry - sometimes I get my misogynists mixed up.
4. Stuey - April 1, 2008 1:24 PM
lol @ toy religions.
5. jesse - April 1, 2008 1:42 PM
So that's where she is!
Last I heard Rockapella was running a train on her.
6. emily - April 1, 2008 1:45 PM
i bet dat eyepatch real itchy
7. Snoodle - April 1, 2008 2:18 PM
I vote to replace Tom Cruise with John Barrowman. :p
8. wendy - April 1, 2008 3:00 PM
Thanks for the Carmen Sandiego reference. :)
9. DS - April 1, 2008 5:44 PM
Stauffenberg only had one hand as well which was blown off while in a tank (awesome!), so yes, Cruise is on track for an Oscar.