McConaughey Might Wear Hawaiian Shirt, Mustache
Who does Matthew McConaughey think he is? The question has plagued me for some time as I watched the mop-haired bongo player gallivanting around various beach locals, always shirtless, always care-free, seemingly unaware that he is nearly the last of the dying breed of "The Hunk." At long last, we may finally have the answer: he might think he's Magnum P.I.
Entertainment Weekly reports that the actor has been offered the role of mustachioed private investigator Thomas Magnum in Dodgeball writer/director Rawson Thurber's adaptation of the campy '80s series. McConaughey had been rumored for the role before, but I guess now it's more official. Nothing to do now but anxiously wait and see if he'll accept the part, and if his torso will accept a Hawaiian shirt.