Apr 4 2008Lindsay Lohan Showing Off Acting Skills (Her Breasts)
Lindsay Lohan has a new strategy for jump-starting her ailing career: desperate nudity! Less than two months after her sad, trashier recreations of Marilyn Monroe's famous nude pictorial, it's been reported that Lohan will again drop trou for a stripping scene in Florence, in which the clearly-rehabilitated actress plays a nymphomaniac waitress. Why will this give her more credibility? A source revealed, "She just wants to remind people she can act and she's worth hiring."
Man, that's right! After I Know Who Killed Me, I totally forgot that Lindsay Lohan is a great actress. Sometimes you just need to see a heavily-freckled tit or two to jog your memory, you know?
Lindsay Lohan to Strip Naked in 'Florence'? [Ace Showbiz]
Reader Comments
1. B - April 4, 2008 1:33 PM
"Sometimes you just need to see a heavily-freckled tit or two to jog your memory, you know?"
I know this was supposed to be sarcastic, but really...I DO need to see a heavily-freckled tit or two.
I wanna play connect-the-dots.
2. Tin Fuck Two - April 4, 2008 2:04 PM
Lohan could show her beav in her next movie and nobody would give a shit. She's a has been at 21. Miley Cyrus on the other hand....
Hey I'm 16 and allowed to fantasize about Miley
3. jesse - April 4, 2008 2:34 PM
Look at that tiny butt!
4. connect the dots - April 4, 2008 2:50 PM
"Lindsay Lohan to Strip Naked in 'Florence'?"
hey, didn't she do that already when she went to italy for that "acting award"?
boo-yah!
5. Uncle Eccoli - April 4, 2008 3:28 PM
The irony is that nudity is probably the only thing that will still get people to come out for her. That's no better than a porn star, but at least they enjoy a modicum of qualified respect. Sad, really.
6. Shady - April 4, 2008 4:37 PM
Untalented = inevitable nude scene