Apr 30 2008Jonah Hill in Talks for 'Transformahs 2'
With their respective giant fighting robots and raunchy, immature humor, I assume without any fact-checking whatsoever that Transformers and Superbad were the teenage boy blockbusters of last year. It seems logical, right? So it only makes sense that the two would eventually merge, creating a teenage boy tractor beam the likes of which has only been seen in Star Trek pedophile fan-fiction. Now, according to Entertainment Weekly, they just might, with Superbad's Jonah Hill in talks to join Transformers 2. What part is he up for? Chubby comic relief sidekick to Shia LaBeouf, of course!

Reader Comments
1. mark donatelli - April 30, 2008 2:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cma5Yg6k7M
2. Willravel - April 30, 2008 2:26 PM
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Fat kid: Optimus, you left your pubes on the toilet seat again. If I take a shit and it looks like a Care Bear, I'm gonna kick your ass.
Shia: No, no, no, no, no!
Optimus: Okay, I guess I'll transformer into a truck now.
3. scott - April 30, 2008 3:32 PM
its the michael bay disinformation! http://wearemoviegeeks.com/?p=1807