'Iron Man': Great Trailer, but a Feature Film?

April 15, 2008 Comments

Iron Man has been one of the most popular, most-viewed trailers of the last year, but will it be able to maintain its integrity and hardcore fan-base if Hollywood adapts the two-minute preview into a full-length feature film? The always witty Onion News Network weighs in on the issue...

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