Apr 16 2008Haven't You Been Anxiously Anticipating the Approximate Running Time of 'Indiana Jones 4'? No? Well, Anyway...
Like pretty much everyone on Earth, you probably have at least some desire to see the new Indiana Jones movie. But have you considered your plans immediately following and preceding the film? Should you force yourself to pee before it starts, or can you wait until afterwards? Get popcorn or hold out for a post-movie full meal? Get a babysitter or take a chance on the Starbucks staff letting your child continue sitting on that bench?
Of course you haven't thought these things; you'd need to know the approximate running time before you could make such crucial decisions! Well, dear readers, I've got it for you: 140 minutes or so, just under Grandma's limit for staying in the car.
Some people are already saying 140 minutes sounds a bit long for the typically-shorter adventure series. I disagree; this is totally going to be the best running time ever. What are your entirely speculative thoughts on the length of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
140 Minutes Plus [Hollywood Elsewhere]
Reader Comments
1. Josh - April 16, 2008 12:45 PM
vagina
2. martygras9 - April 16, 2008 1:31 PM
is
3. TJHooker - April 16, 2008 1:32 PM
delicious.
4. Bobby - April 16, 2008 1:58 PM
The longer the better. It's Indiana Jones.... Harrison Ford..... Steven Speilberg.
They need to stop slacking and add another hour to the run time.
5. Scott Agro - April 16, 2008 2:45 PM
2 and 1/2 hours? That's a lot of grumpy wisecracking.
6. Oscar - April 16, 2008 10:11 PM
There is no need for that runtime.
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
-Alfred Hitchcock
7. Fuzzbutt - April 17, 2008 2:02 AM
It's not the length... it's what you do with it...
8. Baby Sitter - April 17, 2008 5:53 AM
Hi,It is Pretty, Indiana Jones .