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Could this be our first peek at the Tron-like future of Curves Bust Enhancers? No, sadly it isn't. The above image comes from IESB, where a reader sent along this first look at G.I. Joe's famously-red-haired heroine, Scarlett (Rachel Nichols), standing alongside her body armor.
You should have known it couldn't be the future of Curves; the future of Curves is now.
First Look at G.I. Joe Movie Battle Suits [IESB]
When I was a kid, G.I. Joe's Scarlett wore a mock turtleneck with a one-piece yellow swimsuit thing over it. She was also 3 and 3/4 inches high, and starred as the subject of numerous lurid fantasies. Now look at this, a full grown woman in black spandex and body armor. My poin... / Continue →
Wizard has posted photos of the G.I. Joe action figure line-up, all of which come with a giant sexual torture accessory. Some thoughts:
This is our first look at The Mummy as Zartan, the Master of Disguise, right? Weird that his "disguise" is "guy who bought one of those idi... / Continue →
I suspect this scene is part of an after-the-credits recreation of those public service announcements that used to follow G.I. Joe cartoons. This one is probably about how Hummers and other large SUVs waste gas, and how you should tell your parents not to drive them lest Snake ... / Continue →