First Look at Scarlett: 'G.I. Joe' Might Slightly Alter Our Childhood Memories!
When I was a kid, G.I. Joe's Scarlett wore a mock turtleneck with a one-piece yellow swimsuit thing over it. She was also 3 and 3/4 inches high, and starred as the subject of numerous lurid fantasies. Now look at this, a full grown woman in black spandex and body armor. My point? That her outfit is slightly different than in my vague memories, and I am pissed.
GI Joe's Scarlett! [JoBlo]
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