Apr 15 2008'Fast and the Furious 4' Finally Gets Its Ridiculous Title
Guess which it is! I assure you, however infeasible, it really is one of these:
4 Fast 4 Furious
The 4ast and the 4urious
2 Fast 2 Furious²
The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480
The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor
The Fastest and Furiousest
The Fast and the Furious: 4tean Drift (ghost cars are somehow involved)
2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever
The Fast and the Furious 4: Now with Vin Diesel Again!
Fast and Furious
And the answer is...
That's right, they dropped the definite articles, motherf***ahs! Just Fast and Furious now, like us!
In some ways, I feel this is stupider than anything I came up with.
These Guys are Set to Go Fast and Furious [Coming Soon]
Reader Comments
1. Scooby - April 15, 2008 3:31 PM
Oooo, I though The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor for sure!
2. TetraShiva - April 15, 2008 3:33 PM
Damn it, I thought it was The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor, too!
3. Ebb - April 15, 2008 3:37 PM
I was totally going for the ghost cars, you can't beat ghost cars!
4. Rob - April 15, 2008 3:43 PM
I was hoping for 2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4ever.
5. Shadow. - April 15, 2008 3:57 PM
I was guessing they'd go with something like "The Fast and the Fourious, but whatever.
6. dogfoot - April 15, 2008 3:57 PM
2 Fast 4 2 Furious Vin Diesels Running At Full Speed
7. Willravel - April 15, 2008 4:17 PM
Tora, Tora, Tora and the Furious
Vin Diesel and the NOS! Factory
Dr. Furious or: How I Learned to Start Speeding and Love Sub-Compacts
I'm still figuring out how to integrate the Fast and the Furious into To Kill a Mockingbird. Don't worry, it'll come.
8. Skeps - April 15, 2008 5:32 PM
Like a fool I guessed the least ridiculous title "The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480" Thanks superficial writer now I'm out five bucks.
9. squash - April 15, 2008 5:37 PM
I was hoping for the Fastest and the Furiousest. I actually snorted at that.
10. Trisha - April 15, 2008 7:24 PM
I really had my money on 2 fast 2 furious squared
11. i-roc z - April 15, 2008 8:26 PM
So the next one will probably be titled with only its promotional abbreviation. Get ready for 2F5! Or 2F6, I forget how many of these fucking things they've made.
12. Mike Rackhabit - April 15, 2008 9:21 PM
im no mathematician but 2x2²=8 so lets save that title for the TFATF8
13. mobius93 - April 16, 2008 12:55 AM
It should be called Dumb and Dumbererer.
14. mike - April 16, 2008 2:53 AM
"I'm still figuring out how to integrate the Fast and the Furious into To Kill a Mockingbird. Don't worry, it'll come." -Willravel
I offer to you:
4 fast and furious ways to kill a mocking bird
to fastly kill a furious mocking bird
to kill 4 fast and furious mocking birds
wow, look how fast Vin Diesel got that Mocking bird Furiously naked!
The 4ast and the Furiously Racist
Lame, but fun!
15. nat - April 16, 2008 4:33 AM
wut----4??
apparently i was under a rock when the 3rd one came out
16. Drunkman - April 16, 2008 9:13 AM
2 Fast 2 Furious² = 4Fast² + 8FastFurious + 4Furious²
17. Willravel - April 16, 2008 12:45 PM
The 4ast and the Furiously Racist? We've got a winner.
18. Snoodle - April 16, 2008 2:15 PM
2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever
I quite like that one. :p Did they have just nobody around to make up a name? XD
19. Aznxmel - April 18, 2008 12:49 AM
IM TELLING YOU NOW I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ABOUT A YEAR AGO AND IF IT EVER MADE A FOURTH IT WOULD BE
THE FAST AND FURIOUS FOREVER. i know you feeling it peeps come on feel it lol
20. ubberbesteest - April 18, 2008 1:13 AM
I personally like
"Middle age failing actors take up a desperate attempt to steal "Macking" out cars from the Mexicans, in an over zealous attempt to exploit a dead property"
or
"Vin Diesel races cars to make his penis grow/make us forget his head looks like a penis"
But i don't think that fits on a poster, or the fan base of the movie would know the definition of zealous.
21. x - April 21, 2008 2:00 AM
How to burn a can of NOS while stoned.
22. lapdogg - July 14, 2008 5:21 AM
Should have been " 4 the Fast and 4 the Furious "