'Fast and the Furious 4' Finally Gets Its Ridiculous Title
Guess which it is! I assure you, however infeasible, it really is one of these:
4 Fast 4 Furious
The 4ast and the 4urious
2 Fast 2 Furious²
The Fast and the Furious Xtreme 480
The Fast and the Furious: 4 on da 4loor
The Fastest and Furiousest
The Fast and the Furious: 4tean Drift (ghost cars are somehow involved)
2 Fast + 2 Furious = 4Ever
The Fast and the Furious 4: Now with Vin Diesel Again!
Fast and Furious
And the answer is...
That's right, they dropped the definite articles, motherf***ahs! Just Fast and Furious now, like us!
In some ways, I feel this is stupider than anything I came up with.
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