Apr 25 2008Eli Roth to Make Something for the Kiddies (13 or over)
Man, it was really great how that guy with the ball-gag was getting hacked up with a chainsaw, but I can't help but wish my children could partake in this, but at a level of violence that wouldn't permanently scar them. Would anyone actually say that? You wouldn't think, but apparently Eli Roth's friends have. The Hostel director told reporters at the NME awards that everyone he knows has been saying, "When are you gonna do a movie my kids can see?" In response, he announced a break from so-called "torture porn," turning his attention to a PG-13 mass-destruction-sci-fi film. So there. Now are you happy, all you people Eli Roth knows who really want you kids to see his films?

Reader Comments
1. Grace - April 25, 2008 11:04 PM
I don't understand how this no-talent hack continues to get work. Can someone just shove a cock down his throat already?
2. born2expire - April 26, 2008 6:57 AM
its hollywood, when was talent a requirement?
3. peter - April 27, 2008 9:46 AM
It's so funny. I often watch some funny videos and photos on I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOT C o M It said that there are some hot star such as Britney's photoes and videos there.