Apr 15 2008'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' Poster, Pain
The elements have all been there for time time: the director of both live-action Scooby-Doo movies, the Paris Hilton-fueled interest in handbag-size dogs, decade-old Taco Bell commercials. It was only a matter of time before they merged into something terrible. But this? This?*
*I think "this" is Sweet Home Alabama with stereotyped dogs.
Disney's Beverly Hills Chihuahua One-Sheet [Coming Soon]
Reader Comments
1. Daniel - April 15, 2008 12:32 PM
God dammit.
2. Jumpin_J - April 15, 2008 12:50 PM
You sure this isn't just another excuse for Eddie Murphy to dress up like a dog? Damn I hate him. Hate the dogs too. Damn rat on a leash.
3. Stuey - April 15, 2008 12:57 PM
HAHA Daniel, the simplicity of your comment was sheer genius.
I applaude and bow before you
4. emily - April 15, 2008 2:20 PM
What the fuck is this? The poster leads me to believe it's some kind of Indiana Jones take-off with Aztec chihuahuas. And we all know how to fucking pronounce it, Disney. "Ratatouille" might have needed the additional phonetic spelling on the poster, but not "chihuahua."
5. Aerialgreen - April 15, 2008 2:27 PM
I was going to say this would hurt the sensibilities of many Mexicans due the mock of the Aztecs and other Mexican prehispanic cultures, then again, there are all those all-American Babe movies, so they pretty much cancel each other. Not that it makes up for Disney killing the brain cells of the children.
6. Eddy - April 15, 2008 3:27 PM
I'm not sure what could be more annoying than this movie.
7. Brianna - April 15, 2008 4:03 PM
Seein' it.
8. Jas - April 15, 2008 4:19 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha the world is ending
9. mac - April 15, 2008 4:21 PM
I'm not sure, but I think this movie is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
10. emily - April 15, 2008 5:01 PM
Yes, I think you're right, #9. The reason all the dogs (who I assume will be talking via crappy Baby Bob-quality CGI) are Aztec is because this movie is heralding the return of Quetzalcoatl, which will plunge the world into darkness and punish all those who haven't been honoring the gods correctly with bloodletting and human sacrifices. I thought that wasn't supposed to be until 2012, but sometimes Hollywood is just ahead of regular people on these things.
11. Tom - April 15, 2008 5:34 PM
Motherfucker's got three slogans if you count the doopy pronunciation guide; all of them crap; one of them just Robocop with new participles.
Fuck that fucking Chewahwah.
12. Marjorie Burns - April 15, 2008 10:50 PM
Yes... perhaps the Indiana Jones-esque stylings will make me want to shell out $10 to see a crappy movie about a breed of dog that I presumably don't even know how to pronounce!
I'm actually a big Disney fan when they work up to their full potential, but good God, this is just an insult to moviegoers everywhere.
13. poop - January 6, 2010 8:44 PM
i love it!