Apr 2 2008'Bangkok Dangerous' Trailer: Another Nic Cage Talkie!
Nicolas Cage: acting's equivalent to being deaf and dumb. Or so it would seem from the trailer to Bangkok Dangeros. The Pangs have recreated their 2000 Thai deaf/mute hitman redemption story for American audiences, only all the deaf/mute part has been exchanged for the intense, dumbfounded looks and verbal quips of Nicolas Cage. Not only that, it looks like the visually arresting quality of the original has been downplayed as well, leaving us with just another bland chronicle of Nic Cage's stringy, artificial hair--this time with more guns. I don't know if it's worse that this is how other nations feel America has to be pandered to or that they're probably right.
Reader Comments
1. Daniel - April 2, 2008 11:46 AM
That still looks like Gene Simmons
2. Sexton - April 2, 2008 1:41 PM
Dangeros? Are those like Cheerios? Or spaghettios?
3. mmhmm - April 2, 2008 2:08 PM
He's such an ugly fuck.
it's a mystery that he keeps playing the hero roles.
He's better suited to play the creepy loser roles.
4. The Beer Baron - April 2, 2008 3:02 PM
Gee, what a surprise, something to do with asians. Nic Cage has the worst case of yellow fever since...me.
5. Holly - April 2, 2008 5:30 PM
"Nicolas Cage: acting's equivalent to being deaf and dumb."
Yeah, that's probably why he's an academy award winner.
6. henry - April 2, 2008 7:44 PM
he is so cooll..I still saw his profile on the celeb dat-ing site 'SearchingM illionaire C O M'.he has been there for 2 years.
7. veronica g - April 4, 2008 5:14 PM
eew...
the guy looks like fucking gene simmons after being hit with a semi truck.