Apr 17 2008Ashley Tisdale Hoping to Top 'Teen Witch'
High School Musical and rhinoplasty star Ashley Tisdale is in talks to star as an unpopular high schooler who learns she has magical powers in Teen Witch, a remake of the 1989 original. To some of you, this may not immediately sound like sacrilege. "What the hell is Teen Witch?" you ask. "Why should I care?" You ignorant, non-hip bastards. It's only the funkiest movie ever made. As evidence, I offer the following clip of the legendary Teen Witch freestyle rap battle:
Reader Comments
1. nikk - April 17, 2008 3:17 PM
Holy hell I love that movie. Ashley Tisdale CAN NOT ruin it. Nooooo =(
2. Roy99 - April 17, 2008 3:18 PM
I am forever indebted to you for referencing the original "Teen Witch" and the subsequent "Top That" rap. Amazing.
Now if you can find a way to reference the movie "Deadlock", I'll give you my first-born.
3. that girl - April 17, 2008 5:15 PM
I come here everyday and never comment, but this post made me...thank you so much for bringing back the memories...that rap battle is my favorite
4. Jonny D - April 17, 2008 5:19 PM
Best movie ever by far. Remaking a movie like this will never translate. Kids don't understand the mentality crazy 80's movies. I personally like the lighthouse scene!!!
5. dang - April 17, 2008 5:46 PM
I HAD SUCCESSFULLY ERASED THIS PIECE OF CINEMATIC VISUAL VIOLATION FROM MY MIND, THANKS FOR MAKING ME HAVING TO GO BACK TO TAKE MY OLD MEDS, I DID MISS THE FUNNY COLOURS, TOO.
6. Wyldegod - April 17, 2008 6:10 PM
Dude... This is just proof that you've watched too much stuff!
7. Samantha - April 17, 2008 6:18 PM
BRILLIANT.
I now concede to your movie god-ness.
8. Loli - April 17, 2008 6:31 PM
I LOVED THAT MOVIE... and spent hours one day trying to download all the music I could find. A remake would make me vomit. Unless the script was exactly the same and the music was exactly the same and the clothes were exactly the same and the actors were exactly the same except they looked the way they did about 20 years ago.
9. Stuey - April 18, 2008 8:50 AM
ahhhhhh hahahahahaha, that is the mostest awesomenessest scene in any movie. Let them do Teen Witch....see if that can..Top That!
hahahaha, Jesus of words my ass
10. angela - April 18, 2008 12:36 PM
you're so funky.
11. HoneyLake - April 18, 2008 4:01 PM
BAH! One of the best movies to watch intoxicated with friends on a Friday night......or by yourself.....or eating a three muskateers by yourself......>>sniff
If they remake this I am quitting life.
12. Bobby - April 19, 2008 2:24 PM
I could fall down the steps of the Capitol disrupting the Presidential inauguration.... wearing a kilt.... with Richard Simmons chasing me, and I would be less embarrassed than I was by watching that clip.
13. WhySoAngie - February 2, 2009 3:25 PM
NO NO NO NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! That has been my favorite movie since I was 10. I was quite happy going throughout life being the only person I knew who had ever seen it. They will ruin it like they ruin everything else awesome.
Great.