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Ashley Tisdale Hoping to Top 'Teen Witch'

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High School Musical and rhinoplasty star Ashley Tisdale is in talks to star as an unpopular high schooler who learns she has magical powers in Teen Witch, a remake of the 1989 original. To some of you, this may not immediately sound like sacrilege. "What the hell is Teen Witch?" you ask. "Why should I care?" You ignorant, non-hip bastards. It's only the funkiest movie ever made. As evidence, I offer the following clip of the legendary Teen Witch freestyle rap battle:

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