Ashley Tisdale Hoping to Top 'Teen Witch'
High School Musical and rhinoplasty star Ashley Tisdale is in talks to star as an unpopular high schooler who learns she has magical powers in Teen Witch, a remake of the 1989 original. To some of you, this may not immediately sound like sacrilege. "What the hell is Teen Witch?" you ask. "Why should I care?" You ignorant, non-hip bastards. It's only the funkiest movie ever made. As evidence, I offer the following clip of the legendary Teen Witch freestyle rap battle: