Mar 14 2008'X-Files 2' Kiss Was a Hoax??? OK Then
X-Files star David Duchovney is claiming the recent kiss between himself and co-star Gillian Anderson (remember last week?) was a fake, mildly disappointing us loose fans who didn't realize they already slept together in the series, stripping us of our vague, passing excitement at the romance. Isn't that right, Double-D?
Pictures of stars David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, locked in a full-on kiss as FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully, appeared on Internet fansites alongside breathless speculation about the characters' are-they-or-aren't-they romance."We staged that," Mr. Duchovny told reporters.
Remember how breathlessly we discussed the issue, gasping for precious air as we choked out our hopeful prayers? It was all for nothing.
I guess you just can't trust a kiss anymore--and that's not even counting the exhausting dangers of mono. Unless this is just a clever, typically X-Files-style cover-up of leaked information, meant to lead us off track! Whatever. Let's move on to speculating whether or not Mulder does it with an alien.
Filming of The X-Files sequel wraps [National Post]
Reader Comments
1. wendy - March 14, 2008 10:14 AM
I like calling him double d.
2. Starchasm - March 14, 2008 10:41 AM
Hah. I bet it wasn't staged. Duchovny just had to come up with an excuse for why he was caught on film making out with Gillian Anderson that would sound plausible to people who had access to a script.
Does anyone really give a crap?!? I mean, Mulder already knocked up Scully. Is there really any more speculation left? If there's not a donkey, a midget, and a can of crisco involved, then I don't care.
3. sam - March 14, 2008 11:10 AM
" It attacted many fans. "
yes it did.
ah, yes it did.
i heard on site call "i wtach stuff" that there are douchebags spam comment.
any truth to that? i like going to that site.i ask him many questions on site. hes very sexy. yes?
4. fix mildew! - March 14, 2008 5:25 PM
trust no 1.
5. XShipper - March 15, 2008 9:07 PM
Oh, come on,... he said "MAYBE" after "WE STAGED THAT"!!!
:D
He was just kidding...
6. brovi - March 17, 2008 4:39 PM
'X-FILES 2' GILLIAN ANDERSON KISSES DUCHVONY - THEN BARFS! (says brovi)
Gargling hot garbage juice: Gillian Anderson's expression after sucking face with one of old Hollywood's biggest known Nazi sympathizers tells all. Ministry of Propaganda (Nazi Hollywood) being a controller, in the once fair, movie industry can coerce Gillian Anderson to make the 'X-Files 2' sequel rip off, but not here face. She has fought this sequel group for about six years. Rumor has it Gillian Anderson is off fascism and Nazi sympathizers. Old Hollywood's quickly fading power towards complete bankruptcy has put Gillian Anderson in a position to accept only the highest bid for her arm twisting involvement with these top crimedogs. That, and only lending her box office appeal to this fast buck movie shame no doubt got her through her standing like a cold stone kissing scene. Score one, Gillian Anderson. Nazis, zip!
by brovi (resist!)
7. Jim - May 1, 2008 1:41 AM
Brovi, what the hell? None of what you just said made any sense, you moron.