Mar 17 2008'Pathology' R-Rated Soft-Core Trailer
Ah, red-band trailers: equally capable of showing off Judd Apatow's taste for raunchy comedy and that Pathology is more than just a heavy-handed, serial-killing-as-sport thriller full of unlikable caricatures--it's also a Cinemax-level pornographic feature. But don't go in expecting standard, run-of-the-mill doin' it. Since the characters are morgue pathologists, they do it the only way it would make sense for poorly-written pathologists to: with scalpels. Finally, all those firemen having sex on ladders and bakers flattening their lovers' breasts with rolling pins are finally making sense.
Pathology Redband Trailer [Movie Blog]
Reader Comments
1. mike - March 17, 2008 2:25 PM
wow, i never thought that pathologists got that much ass.
2. me - March 17, 2008 2:40 PM
They don't, all the ones I know are weird, awkward people who went into pathology so they wouldn't have to talk to their patients.
3. amy - March 17, 2008 3:02 PM
wow...this may be the most uniterested i have ever been in a movie just based on its trailer. its looks awful.
4. Tiffany Leigh - March 17, 2008 3:25 PM
This trailer managed to channel not one but TWO Joel Schumacher masterpieces: "Flatliners" with it's medical kids and gloomily-lit primary color lighting schemes; and "The Lost Boys" with multiple shots of the marauding pack of coolness that is the med-student coven stalking down corridors and foyers.
5. Joe - March 17, 2008 3:27 PM
Um....I'm pretty sure pathology is the study of diseases. But, when do facts ever slow down Hollywood. Just give us more boobies to look at.
6. Caligula - March 17, 2008 3:29 PM
Wow his future wife ends up with a scalpel to her neck in the climax? What a fresh take on the genre!
7. Rocketmarie - March 17, 2008 4:05 PM
it is the study of diseases. this is just insane. from gilmore girls to heroes to this shit. wtf.
8. Daniel - March 17, 2008 4:29 PM
Yeah, looks like a real shit fest.
9. Jess - March 17, 2008 6:05 PM
I would become a pathologist if it meant doing it with Milo Ventimiglia. He is effin smokin' hot.
10. Oscar - March 17, 2008 11:18 PM
I swear I saw a film just like this last summer for free thanks to comcast on demand.
11. SmokingGirl - March 18, 2008 10:32 AM
Pathologists study the nature, the course, and the effect of diseases. Meaning, a pathologist does have to deal with the organs of a body inoder to DETERMINE the effect of said disease.
You have lab pathologists and you have the more "hands on" pathologists, each working together for the ultimate culmination of a whole. And that whole is "how" a disease comes to be, what is it's course, and how does it effect mankind on a biological, psychological, ect. level.
So there you go...I hope we all learned something today.
12. SmokingGirl - March 18, 2008 10:38 AM
P.S. It's nice to see so many extremely pale people not only getting work, but also being able to partake in loving and kinky sex with each other.
I suppose that no one told this group of "doctors" that the sun is needed inorder for our body to produce and use Vit. K.
But just think, as their bones slowly rot away, they'll be able to get into more crazy positions. YAY!
13. Wayne - March 18, 2008 2:12 PM
serial killer who kills serial killers? RIDICULOUS
that wouldn't work, not in a million billion years.
(see: Dexter)