New 'Prince Caspian' Stills Reveal Terrifying Chimera

March 5, 2008 Comments

Y'know, I don't know if I want to see The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. I mean, really, what does it offer me? Oh, you say it has a horrifying hybrid of a Lord of the Rings orc, Ron Pearlman's Beauty and the Beast Beast, and the commander from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, guaranteed uncomfortable to look at? Count me in then!

Lots more new Prince Caspian shots here.

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