Mar 17 2008'Horton Hears a Who', Sees Cartoon Dollar Signs
1. Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! - After a $45.1 million weekend, sounds like Horton heard a cha-ching! Like a cash register. For all the money it earned.
2. 10,000 B.C. - $16.4 million, I assume because rushed theater-goers see it at the top of the alphabetical movie listings. Hopefully?
3. Never Back Down - $8.6 million, and I won't!
4. College Road Trip - That magical medley of Martin Lawrence, Raven Simone, Donny Osmond, and driving, proves impossible to resist, earning another $7.9 million.
5. Vantage Point - Another $5.4 million as audiences rush to see how the timeless romance between tennis stars Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst somehow leads to political assassination. (Note: Well, I just realized I was mixing up the titles of Wimbledon and Match Point. That's just the way it goes sometimes. So replace the names with Scarlett Johansson and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, if you care.)
Weekend Box Office [Box Office Mojo]
Reader Comments
1. Turd Ferguson - March 17, 2008 1:52 PM
Your "lame" jokes followed by an even lamer explanation of why they should be funny is played out. Perhaps some new material would spice up your weekend box office posts? Or maybe you could just suck less...
2. Turd Ferguson - March 17, 2008 1:53 PM
Read: Dr. Seus "joke".
3. Oscar - March 17, 2008 2:52 PM
Turd Fergurson, are you blind? Go back to ranting on the IMDB message boards.
The 10,000 B.C. joke was hilarious! Classic I Watch Stuff material.
"I assume because rushed theater-goers see it at the top of the alphabetical movie listings. Hopefully?"
4. Turd Ferguson - March 17, 2008 3:18 PM
Actually, I am blind.
5. Oscar - March 17, 2008 9:40 PM
Thanks to bukkake?
6. Turd Ferguson - March 18, 2008 1:23 AM
You'd know. You're the one (and only) whom blasted me.