Mar 11 2008'Forbidden Kingdom' Poster Pairs Two Legends
After what has seemed like a meaningless, empty eternity, one of the most long-awaited, highly-anticipated cinematic pairings in history is finally happening: Jackie Chan is starring alongside Adam Duritz's hair.
And here's the trailer from a few months back.
Reader Comments
1. gdf876g - March 11, 2008 4:25 PM
It took me almost half a minute to see the two of them separately instead of as one twisted together freak person. Although it takes me awhile to see stereograms too.
2. GiantDrunkenRobot - March 11, 2008 5:52 PM
"The battle for eternity is the fantasy of a lifetime"???
Wow.
Worst tagline ever.
Let's break it down:
"Battle for eternity"; makes me think of Left Behind, Bibleman, Jerry Fallwell and other hyper-Christian entertainment media.
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"Fantasy of a lifetime"; can really only mean porn. I think this is the actual tagline for every Skinemax flick ever shown.
= apocalyptic Christian soft-core? With poopy dreds?
3. ans - March 11, 2008 6:12 PM
I hope Chris Tucker and DMX are in this movie.
4. Clem - March 12, 2008 2:09 PM
Mark my words people, this is going to be a festival of total suction.
Jet Li - Dull
Jackie Chan - Dull x 10, annoying x 20
Wire assisted martial arts - Dull, needs to stop now.
5. Snoodle - March 12, 2008 7:09 PM
Does anyone else see an issue with their bodies there...it's like they get smaller (especially Li's) the farther away from their heads you get...like...triangles.....