Mar 5 2008First Shot from Kevin Smith's 'Zack & Miri Make a Porno'
Above: Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks stare directly into Kevin Smith's gaping vagina of ego, so massive with overuse that it's unable to provide pleasure to anyone but himself. Sorry if that went too far, but the accompanying article tells me they "don't think anything is too risqué for Kevin Smith fans." But is anything too offensively juvenile?
If the title says 'Porno,' will moviegoers say 'no thanks'? [USA Today]
Reader Comments
1. Caligula - March 5, 2008 3:08 PM
Smith is getting desperate with the shock value. That "Fucking Seth Rogen" was one of those most unfunny and derivative things I've ever watched.
2. proteon - March 5, 2008 3:37 PM
Kevin Smith plus Seth Rogen = success within a demograhic (buzzword) which is becoming more and more specific. None for me thanks. Nooch.
3. Scooby - March 5, 2008 5:23 PM
Yeah, I'm over K. Smitt too.
4. Beer Baron - March 5, 2008 5:47 PM
How the mighty have fallen...farther down. Teaming with flavor of the month who does the same joke over and over. Rogen needs to listen to Mr. Burns when he said, "Mattingly, shave those sideburns!"
5. PB&J - March 5, 2008 8:39 PM
Might want to get a movie name people can remember or a least pronounce:
Zack & me-rey...may-ry...m-eye-ri...mur-ry???
6. Anthony - March 6, 2008 1:08 AM
to #6
It's really not that difficult. I'm pretty sure there's only one way to pronounce Miri. Why would Miri be pronounced "may-ry" or "mur-ry"?
Given you know how the word "mere" is said, it's Mere-E. Miri.
Okay, it rhymes with eerie. That's the best way to put it.
And to #1- Kevin didn't make that "fucking seth rogen" video. He's busy editing his movie. It was Elizabeth Banks that made it.
7. Alice - March 6, 2008 2:39 AM
Congratulations, #5, for being the first of those stupid comments that is TOTALLY plausible.
8. Alice - March 6, 2008 2:40 AM
Well, the webcam/pix thing, not the millionaire thing. That would be mystifying.
9. Pat - March 6, 2008 10:39 AM
BURN!
I really, really like Seth Rogan though. And you know, I liked Clerks II also. That doesn't mean you're not right about Smith, but Clerks II made me laugh a lot, this one might too. Let's just hope he keeps his aging wife's weird nipples out of this movie, because that was WEIRD.
And I guess there's no chance he'll stop talking about sex so damn much anytime soon, since it's called "Zack and Miki Make a Porno."
10. momboelitist - March 18, 2008 2:34 PM
How come Kevin Smith is the only one that believes he is cutting edge cool. I'm sure he will continue to make money off the sheeple though.
The acting in Clerks is horrible at best.