Mar 6 2008'Anna Nicole' Trailer Completes Grieving Process
If you've studied the Kübler-Ross model at all (and who hasn't?), you know that tragedy is typically dealt with in a multi-stage process known as the Five Stages of Grief, consisting of denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. The issue with this model, however, is that while it does well to describe most grieving, it completely omits the rare sixth stage--an exclusive to celebrity deaths: the low-budget biopic. How can we move on unless we've seen a condensed, over-dramatized portrayal of their life, played out by D-list actors on the budget of a compact car?
Since it's been over a year since the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith, Nasser Entertainment has done us the favor of completing our grieving process with Anna Nicole, the Willa Ford-starring biopic on America's favorite gold-digging nutcase. And an anguished nation can finally move on.
Fulfill your grieving duties with a trailer, below the cut.
Reader Comments
1. darin - March 6, 2008 12:38 PM
that makes me want to drown myself
2. PB&J - March 6, 2008 1:04 PM
TrimSpa baby!
3. wendy - March 6, 2008 2:06 PM
she died?
4. Jumpin_J - March 6, 2008 2:23 PM
Untimely? Seems the way she destroyed herself, the only thing untimely about her death is that it didn't happen sooner.
5. Snoodle - March 6, 2008 2:29 PM
That's awful.....she may have been a lot of things but nobody deserves THAT....x.x
6. dotpaul - March 6, 2008 2:46 PM
"...the most anticipated motion picture of the year."
Are they talking about in the entire motion picture industry or just from Nasser Entertainment? If they are talking the entire industry this probably ranks around Norbit 2.
7. brevityguy - March 6, 2008 3:10 PM
Willa Ford IS Anna Nicole.
So true.
8. Sapphire Eyes - March 6, 2008 3:11 PM
Can't we just let her be dead and rest in peace?
Time to move on, Hollyweird.
9. Melissa - March 6, 2008 3:13 PM
I walked into that clip thinking it would be pretty pathetic. I'm glad it didn't exceed my expectations.
10. Melissa - March 6, 2008 3:14 PM
And I love that dream big/be big tidbit.... guess her dream came true, she was a biggun at one point.
11. Sharpless - March 6, 2008 3:25 PM
"The most anticipated motion picture of the year"? Anna Nicole was Iron Man? No? Batman? I'm confused.
12. JENIPURRR - March 6, 2008 3:33 PM
If she weren't dead already, after watching this trailer I would kill her myself. *gag* Now, if they inserted porn scenes into the movie...well...maybe it would be worth watch...for at least five minute increments...you know...just long enough to clean up inbetween the "good parts". Maybe it is a porn...it did have the mega cheese "craft a stupid story around the real story...sex".
13. mimi - March 6, 2008 3:51 PM
NOT Anna...
Does not sound like her...
RETCH!
14. BadGurl - March 6, 2008 4:18 PM
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!! "The most anticipated motion picture of the year..." it should be illegal for people to say such blasphemy.
15. Jules - March 6, 2008 4:38 PM
I hope this isn't real.
:/ The sound quality alone is just... wretched.
16. RockLock - March 6, 2008 4:55 PM
Untold number of braincells died watching that...I never would have thought Anna's voice could sound dumber until I heard Willa do it Anna's voice. Sweet Goodness that's bad!
17. 420 - March 6, 2008 6:59 PM
That really had the feel of an amateur narrative-porno. But it isn't, which is somehow worse!
18. mixedsugar - March 6, 2008 7:46 PM
Anna Nicole will NEVER be replaced or duplicated---willa ford doesnt even resemble her the slightest bit. Im disgusted.
19. helloyou - March 6, 2008 9:08 PM
people at the dating palce stdromance com like it
20. katie - March 7, 2008 7:55 AM
I like willa ford. I think she has a amazing singing voice and is a great actress. she was so good in coyote ugly. She even dated nick carter ( ew..). Anyways, would like to see the movie..
21. Rachael - March 7, 2008 9:19 AM
at 00:38 it looks like she's doing more than shaking that guys hand.....and...it said "the most anticipated motion picture of the year"...hmm really?
22. Jaan Kanellis - March 7, 2008 9:57 AM
HORRIBLE!
23. Stephanie - March 7, 2008 4:00 PM
I think this actually might be a good movie. This movie reminds me of Boogie Nights. I thought Boogie Nights would be awful but turned out to be critically acclaimed. I just can't look away.
24. ab - March 8, 2008 7:57 PM
One tragedy leads to another.