Mar 25 2008And the Winner for Poster That Most Resembles the Cover of a Christian Novel is...
Fugitive Pieces! At least until you notice the World War II imagery on the left. The film was named one of Canada's Top Ten films last year (somehow edging out Strange Brew: Brew-Ray Edition), and here's the summary:
Jakob Beer, a man whose life is haunted by his childhood experiences during WWII. As a child in Poland he is orphaned during wartime then saved by a compassionate Greek archaeologist. Over the course of his life, he attempts to deal with the losses he has endured. Through his writing, and then through the discovery of true love, Jakob is ultimately freed from the legacy of his past.
Basically, it's the same plot as if it were a Christian novel, except that the "true love" he finds probably won't end up being Jesus. This time...
'Fugitive Pieces' Poster Premiere [Cinematical]

Reader Comments
1. Hal - March 25, 2008 8:58 PM
Wait - that's not William Hurt? NOT interested.
2. SlowMonkey - March 26, 2008 8:15 AM
Wait! There's a new Strange Brew movie? F'ing Where?!
3. Morono - March 26, 2008 11:26 AM
Boris The Bullet Dodger!!!!!11