Feb 27 2008Wolverine Loves to Pose
I know I've said this before, but Wolverine really loves to pose. But not just any run-of-the-mill pose. Said pose must have very specific qualities, such as:
1. It must be very unlikely to occur naturally - Holding arms out and back, squatting and grimacing, crossing claws--these things don't traditionally happen during a battle for your life. They must be forced for the sake of coolness.
2. It must prominently display his claws - Anything with the claws coming at the camera is good, as is anything with them crossed. Besides looking cool, the crossing also resembles an "X", recalling that he is, in fact, an X-Man.
3. It must be really cool (i.e., imitates a drawing you made of Wolverine in junior high study hall).
New Wolverine Shot [Empire]

Reader Comments
1. TWOODEE - February 27, 2008 1:38 PM
...hot!
2. DrZoom - February 27, 2008 3:57 PM
of course he's got to pose in a cool way. Wolveirne rarely finds himself in a battle for his life. Battles to wolverine are just opportunities to look cool.