Feb 8 2008'WALL-E' International Trailer is Infatuating
As much as this trailer would have you believe it's a horrible tragedy when WALL-E's first and only love is taken from him, it's time to face the facts: WALL-E is old, dirty, and desperate; she's a slick young model, way out of his league. We all knew it couldn't last (unless WALL-E was also rich). And if ol' WALL did some self-examination, he'd probably realize it was just infatuation, birthed from the wretched loneliness of his solitary life. Seriously, what are the chances his one true love happens to be the only lady-bot he's ever met? It's that mentality that gets you a miserable marriage right out of high school.
Reader Comments
1. yea - February 8, 2008 6:35 PM
omfg i cant wait for this movie
2. Chris - February 8, 2008 7:33 PM
Wow. Can Pixar ever come out with a bad movie? THIS LOOKS AWESOME!
3. tylerdurden - February 8, 2008 9:16 PM
It's too damn cute!
4. dr.yosh - February 8, 2008 10:52 PM
mmmmm, I don-t know, fuck love.
5. kaye - February 9, 2008 4:13 AM
daawww
6. geoff - February 9, 2008 4:31 AM
Does WALL-E look like a cut down rusty version of "number 5" or is it just me.
7. sir colin of hunt - February 9, 2008 5:29 AM
"Can Pixar ever come out with a bad movie?"
They did, it's called Cars.
8. geoff - February 9, 2008 6:30 AM
Does WALL-E look like a cut down rusty version of "number 5" or is it just me.
9. Og - February 9, 2008 11:04 AM
#7. Cars was alright. My son loves it. Also, it sells more merchandise than all the other Pixar movies combined.
Also, compare Cars to Chicken Little or The Wild or Madagascar or that stupid movie with Martin Lawrence and Ashtion Kutcher. Even Pixar's worst is better than most of the crap out there.
#6/8. WALL-E does look like #5. From his head to his feet. Wait, I mean, just his head and his feet. :) Stay Alive # 5. Kaye that is. I don't care much for Short Circuit. Wait, doesn't he have a lazer gun that can accurately melt belt buckles thus dropping my drawers without damaging my precious procreative utilities? That is pretty awesome.
10. Wall-E Trailer - February 9, 2008 11:28 AM
Video taken down, too bad :(
11. Dave - February 11, 2008 1:15 AM
GAWD, I'm sick of the entertainment industry and their DUMB ASS lawyers. They release a trailer (i.e., a frickin' ADVERTISEMENT) and they want to limit how many people see it? What the hell is that? It's not that I want to see the trailer that badly, it's that I'm fed up with the control freakishness behind everydamnthing these sonsabitches do.
Fine. Fuck you, Pixar. And fuck WALL-E. May the God none of you OCD pricks believe in anyway strike me dead if I ever see your film. But I'll tell lots of people I saw it--and it sucks balls worse than a Dreamworks straight-to-DVD flop.
12. gary - February 11, 2008 9:11 AM
#11 - It's tough being 13, isn't it?
13. Meg - February 11, 2008 2:10 PM
Zing!
This looks so cute! Youtube link here, by the way -
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb5ngHl-vKE
14. Dave - February 11, 2008 9:03 PM
But gary, my post was number 11 (as you clearly stated before you veered off into that surreal "13" claim). Other than that factual error and the trite nature of your post, it was middling; I give it a 4 out of 10--an extra point knocked off for that egregious lack of originality.
15. jeff@jeffmclane.com - February 11, 2008 11:22 PM
dave you are so cool man! shall we continue our online conversation?
no? thank god.
Whose getting laid tonight??? not dave!
16. Ramon M. - February 12, 2008 12:18 AM
Reminds me of Johnny 5 and E.T. slapped together
17. Kaye - February 13, 2008 12:55 PM
poor dave...must've taken a while to google all those big words