Feb 22 2008'The Ruins' R(uins)-Rated Ruins Trailer
Continuing today's theme, how about an R-rated trailer to The Ruins (compliments of Kyle) that doesn't seem all that different from what I remember of the standard trailer: some 20-somethings investigate some ruins, get attacked by natives, some bugs crawl under their skin, and I'm left feeling unnaturally attracted to Jena Malone and her massive forehead.
Next up, my awesome The Ruins tattoo.
Reader Comments
1. Hal - February 22, 2008 1:29 PM
That's not bugs under their skin THAT'S EVIL PREDATORY VINES MAN! Y'know, if that sells you on this thing...
2. Matthew - February 22, 2008 1:52 PM
I want to see this, even though I know it will suck....I love cheesy horror.....but yeah, I had the damn vine/bug conversation with a coworker for like 30 minutes. He is still convinced it's a damn worm. Moron.
3. Matthew - February 22, 2008 1:55 PM
Oh, and the other trailer is better, lol.
4. spiritkittykat - February 22, 2008 2:01 PM
The rated 'R' trailer for The Ruins, coming soon to a theatre near you (rated PG-13). What the hell made this an 'R' rated? The blood, the stupid dialing of the phone in a Mayan ruin? Question mark?
5. 23apples - February 22, 2008 3:10 PM
#4, I think you're right. At least in my experience, those 13 and under can't handle cell phone dialing yet, ESPECIALLY in a Mayan ruin. Good call, Ruins R-rated trailer, good call.
6. Jenna - February 24, 2008 4:48 AM
If you just listen to the sound it sounds like a Pablo Francisco routine.