Feb 11 2008'Street Kings' Trailer is 'Straight Nightmare,' Says Common
Here's how to make your very own Street Kings trailer: for every time Keanu Reeves says something ridiculously clichéd and completely predictable ("[Your nickname is] Quicks? Not quick enough," for example), add about ten to twenty shots of guns. Using this simple technique, you'll be surprised how easily you're able to pull together a minute-and-a-half of something that resembles a movie.
Also, Common is no longer allowed to act. Ever.
(Thanks Joe and Kyle)
Reader Comments
1. Darccy - February 11, 2008 4:23 PM
looks like its been done over and over before
2. proteon - February 11, 2008 4:43 PM
Anxiously awaiting Marks first screenplay, trailer, movie poster or anything besides the canned bile. Mark youhatestuff you know.
3. Mike - February 11, 2008 7:44 PM
Whats the name of that song?
4. pointbreak - February 11, 2008 8:01 PM
If I wanted to watch an hour and half rap video I'd rent Belly.
5. b - February 11, 2008 8:18 PM
#3. I dont remember the name of the song, but it's of the new Lupe Fiasco album "the cool"
6. Skeps - February 11, 2008 9:47 PM
I dunno, maybe it's because Training Day was so good, or maybe it's Hugh Laurie, but I'm actually intrigued by this. I also don't hate Keanu Reeves as much as most other people, so I'll probably pay the cash to see this in theaters.
7. Ali - February 11, 2008 10:59 PM
HOUSE M.D. !!!
8. sicasso - February 12, 2008 10:18 AM
I don't know. If your movie features a human being whose first name is The, perhaps you've taken a turn down the wrong street.
9. John Raide - February 12, 2008 1:50 PM
IWatchStuff is meant to be a smart-alecy site. I honestly doubt the writer(s) here hate everything they see. Usually the commentary is actually quite funny.
Still, this trailer didn't look bad at all. I'll probably see it.
10. Mike - February 13, 2008 8:28 AM
#5
I found it thanks for the help!
11. Carman - February 23, 2008 11:16 PM
Here's a better and much longer trailer on the International Street Kings Official website. Check it out! http://www.foxinternational.com/streetkings/