Feb 11 2008'Street Kings' Trailer is 'Straight Nightmare,' Says Common

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Here's how to make your very own Street Kings trailer: for every time Keanu Reeves says something ridiculously clichéd and completely predictable ("[Your nickname is] Quicks? Not quick enough," for example), add about ten to twenty shots of guns. Using this simple technique, you'll be surprised how easily you're able to pull together a minute-and-a-half of something that resembles a movie.

Also, Common is no longer allowed to act. Ever.

(Thanks Joe and Kyle)

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looks like its been done over and over before

Anxiously awaiting Marks first screenplay, trailer, movie poster or anything besides the canned bile. Mark youhatestuff you know.

Whats the name of that song?

If I wanted to watch an hour and half rap video I'd rent Belly.

#3. I dont remember the name of the song, but it's of the new Lupe Fiasco album "the cool"

I dunno, maybe it's because Training Day was so good, or maybe it's Hugh Laurie, but I'm actually intrigued by this. I also don't hate Keanu Reeves as much as most other people, so I'll probably pay the cash to see this in theaters.

HOUSE M.D. !!!

I don't know. If your movie features a human being whose first name is The, perhaps you've taken a turn down the wrong street.

IWatchStuff is meant to be a smart-alecy site. I honestly doubt the writer(s) here hate everything they see. Usually the commentary is actually quite funny.

Still, this trailer didn't look bad at all. I'll probably see it.

#5

I found it thanks for the help!

Here's a better and much longer trailer on the International Street Kings Official website. Check it out! http://www.foxinternational.com/streetkings/

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