'Step Brothers' Poster Would Have Once Been Exciting

February 21, 2008 Comments

Does this image make anyone else feel as empty as it does me? As much as I genuinely like Ferrell, Reilly, and writer/director Adam McKay, I just can't force any enthusiasm for this thing. It's like staring at a Happy Meal: I know at one point I'd have been really excited for what awaited me, but now all I can see is blandness, uniformity, and what appears to be pubic hair.

'Step Brothers' Poster Premiere! [Cinematical]

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