Feb 20 2008Owen Wilson Tragedy Ends in More Tragedy
The Hollywood Reporter notes that Owen Wilson, having recovered from his tragic suicide attempt, has returned to work on his equally-tragic movie, Marley & Me. Thankfully, no, it's not a sequel to You, Me and Dupree; sadly, it is a hybrid of Beethoven and a sitcom plot in which baby-desiring teens learn a lesson from a school-assigned robot infant.
Someone, please give this poor guy something less miserable to work on. How about it, Wes Anderson?
Owen Wilson goes back to work [Hollywood Reporter]
Reader Comments
1. Guy - February 20, 2008 5:27 PM
Maybe he could go into the porn industry penetrating some girls vaggoo with his nose.
2. gyroscope - February 20, 2008 5:40 PM
this headline made my heart a flutter. i thought he'd done himself in for realz this time.
owen wilson's movie career is like a sine wave - when he's in a wes anderson movie, peaking, he's awesome. but the lows in between are pretty unwatchable.
3. Scooby - February 20, 2008 5:46 PM
I can't believe someone decided to make a movie of that wretched book.
4. Owen Wilson - February 20, 2008 6:24 PM
"Watch my new movie Marley & Me or... I'll KILL MYSELF.... I'M SERIOUS... I'LL DO IT!"
5. Sarah - February 20, 2008 8:17 PM
Jeez, I thought he had died. I was really kind of upset because he seems like a decent guy.
Not funny IWatchStuff Writer. Not funny. -sniffle-
6. Mandy - February 22, 2008 12:01 AM
Hopefully he doesn't screw it up. The book was absoluetely wonderful.
7. Duke Steele - February 24, 2008 8:10 PM
Boo hoo hoo. Forget about giving this jerkoff some work. Somebody give him a fucking backhander!