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Let's Hope You Like 'Witless Protection' Clips As Much As I do

February 20, 2008 / clip, comedy, larry the cable guy, movie, witless protection

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I think I've become obsessed with Larry Cable Guy's Witless Protection. For some reason, and despite any outside encouragement (outside of the echoing laughter from our nation's small town bars), I can't help but follow the adventures of this sleeveless buffoon. So I don't know if it was the idea of knowing the enemy, the sick self-empowerment I derive from intense hatred, or just pure self-loathing that led me to watch another clip from the film, but I did. And it was awful.

I don't expect anyone else to subject themselves to such blue collared misery, but if you do, try your best to answer some of my earnest questions.

1. Does Larry Cable Guy have a new catchphrase, or was "Boy, it's a good'n!" created exclusively for this clip to hurl me into abject rage?

2. Hasn't this "beat someone up to prove they're dead when they actually aren't" joke been done in a Naked Gun or something before (albeit with fewer undertones of spousal abuse)?

3. Why does LCG continue to talk to her as if she's unconscious when she's obviously waving her fingers in his face?

4. Why is Larry Cable Guy wearing a comedic tuxedo t-shirt, rather than an actual tuxedo, to a funeral? Answered: Larry Cable Guy is funny.

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