Feb 28 2008'Green Porno' Preview: Isabella Rossellini Humps Bugs
So, remember when you saw those images of Isabella Rossellini--dressed as various insects, arachnids, and mollusks--humping prop insects, arachnids, and mollusks? And how, after you ascertained this was somehow reality--that Isabella Rosellini was truly mounting a giant cardboard fly behind a pool of vomit--you wanted nothing else from life but to see more?
Me too. So watch this short preview of Green Porno from Sundance Channel. And make sure to watch to the end, where I think she implies that bug pornography marks a watershed moment in film, equivalent to the addition of sound. I wish I could say I disagree.
Reader Comments
1. Rossco - February 28, 2008 2:32 PM
...holy fucking batshit, Batman.
Maybe another batshit crazy celebrity, Britney spears, will incorporate this into her next music video. We can only hope...
2. Interslicery - February 28, 2008 4:46 PM
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3. Eddy - February 28, 2008 7:23 PM
Hm, somehow I doubt it would be Britney. Bugs are icky. Now, were it fast food products...
Yeah, the digital revolution has opened up a lot more. If there's a viewer for it, it'll be watched on the web, and not needy the distribution that once hampered so many independents. I say this because it really benefits someone making something so niche as creepy artistic bug porn. I mean, I'm not even sure where this fits in in the scheme of things- it isn't like animal planet and it isn't exactly... all that experimental? I'm sure people have done creepy bug porn before.
Okay, maybe not. o.O
4. Ironic - February 29, 2008 1:52 PM
"I would have a long, slimy body, like a Jew."
Somebody tell me she didn't just say that. Hahahaa.
5. Krebz - February 29, 2008 11:17 PM
I'm pretty sure she said "tube."
6. Ironic - March 1, 2008 4:58 PM
Ohh, "tube." Okay, because I honestly thought she said "Jew." *sigh* That would have been so much funnier.