Jan 31 2008Isabella Rossellini Does 'Green Porno'
Twitch has gotten its hands on some new stills from Green Porno, a series of shorts written, starring, and co-directed by Isabella Rossellini comically studying the way insects have sex. They're reminiscent of Seinfeld's live-action Bee Movie preview, except with less ego, more Italian accents, and simulating fly humping.
I think that's enough of an endorsement, so look at the rest, below the cut.
Reader Comments
1. vanman - January 31, 2008 5:58 PM
nice
2. Eddy - January 31, 2008 6:45 PM
I think part of me just died.
3. ScreenRant.com - January 31, 2008 8:08 PM
I have only three words...
What. The. Fuck.
Vic
4. Daniel - January 31, 2008 8:32 PM
Ya know...
how the Oscar Nominations are going these days, this looks like it's already a foot in for the 09's best feature film nomi'
right next to Rambo and Meet the Spartans
5. Mr. Mason - January 31, 2008 9:09 PM
I am SO turned on right now.
6. Raven - February 1, 2008 12:58 AM
Oh god...
Oh god, I'm horrified at the prospect of people simulating slug sex.
7. DOC - February 1, 2008 9:21 AM
FOR FUCK SAKE!
I QUIT!
DOC
8. Bobeyo - February 1, 2008 2:17 PM
You can't exactly simulate flies having sex while you're just a human in a furry black costume. First, you need another pair of limbs. Then you need a humongous gut-sack called an "abomen" hanging off your ass. Then you need to move all of your internal organs - including the sex organs - into that gut sack, and do your humping with THAT.
Also, snails aren't insects.
9. Alex - February 1, 2008 2:22 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW SHIT MY EYES!!!
10. Dana - February 1, 2008 2:52 PM
Why is she the male fly?
11. Your mom - February 1, 2008 2:54 PM
Is that fly eating vomit in the last picture?
12. feckless - February 1, 2008 3:03 PM
Did anyone determine why she wanted to be revoltingly disgusting before she died?
13. Starchasm - February 1, 2008 3:20 PM
I think that this is overlooking the fact that most insects don't even HAVE sex. They basically just fertilize eggs.
And I guess this makes me a huge geek, but 1) snails aren't insects, and 2) their depiction of snail reproduction is wrong. Heck, their depiction of fly reproduction is wrong too, but at lest they put in vomit. And the bee? The queen has sex once and stores the sperm from that one mating to produce EVERY SINGLE EGG CLUTCH.
Oh well, whatever. I guess it's supposed to be whimsical or something.
14. aj - February 1, 2008 5:10 PM
WTF???? In the bee costume she reminds me of the Monarch's henchmen in Venture Bros.
15. Jenny - February 1, 2008 10:40 PM
Those are all images that will never leave me. Goodbye cruel world
16. Jeff - February 2, 2008 3:35 AM
NOW I KNOW....GOD IS DEAD AND IZZY IS THE ANTICHRIST SENT TO BRING DOWN ALL THAT IS HUMAN AND GOOD IN THE WORLD OF THEATRE
17. memphisto - February 3, 2008 1:45 PM
This is what comes from hanging out with David Lynch for too long.
18. Piper - February 4, 2008 4:52 PM
So is puking during sex like the new "golden showers"?
I'm just trying to stay relevant.
19. Maggie - February 28, 2008 4:17 PM
@18: Look up Metis Video.