Jan 22 2008Dunst Checks In! (To 'All Good Things' With Ryan Gosling)
All right, Variety. So we're going to pretend Kirsten Dunst is gorgeous and talented, instead of grandmotherly/gremlin-esque and mediocre-at-best, to announce her new role? Fine, let's play that game.
The gorgeous and talented Kirsten Dunst is in negotiations to star alongside the disgusting-by-comparison Ryan Gosling in All Good Things, an '80s romance/murder mystery in which she'll, obviously, play someone really good looking:
Set in the 1980s, story centers on the scion of a New York real estate dynasty (Gosling) who falls for a beautiful girl from the wrong side of the tracks (Dunst). But the fairy tale ends when the girl disappears. As a down-and-out detective stumbles on info that may lead to the truth, the political stakes get higher and people close to the case end up dead.
Seeing Dunsling (the imaginary coupling of Kirsten Dunst and Ryan Gosling) on screen should be a treat. Gosling has proven himself a talented young star, and Dunst is real easy on the eyes, if you know what I mean. If she's playing a girl from the "wrong side of the tracks," let's start considering that the "right, really hot side of the tracks," because that side is clearly where all the beautiful, non-trollish girls are.
Gosling, Dunst line up 'Good Things' [Variety]
Reader Comments
1. Van - January 22, 2008 4:42 PM
She'd be a little easier on the eyes if you'd find a photo that she didn't look like absolute shit in.
2. dave - January 22, 2008 4:55 PM
it must be some sort of cross-company line to hate on her. gets pretty boring, to be honest.
3. Dracula Jones - January 22, 2008 5:24 PM
Ugh, really? This is what's happening now on this site?
When did you stop posting the post author's name? Because this sounds like a really smart and funny Superficial post. See what I did there?
4. Oscar - January 22, 2008 9:55 PM
Kirsten Dunst has teeth like Brits,
beside her ass, what's small is her tits,
her casting= opening box loss of profits,
All Good Things? I couldn't give 2 shits
I'm a poet and don't even know it. Doh!
5. Aerialgreen - January 23, 2008 2:58 PM
Preciousssssssssssss!
6. shady - January 23, 2008 3:48 PM
her name shouldnt even be in the same scentence as gosling's, hes such a good actor and shes....not